1. RT @SteveMartinToGo: Now that my war on Christmas is over, I can begin my war on New Years.

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  2. White Castle now has beer
    on the menu. I thought that’s where you go when ur DONE drinking… #LateNight

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  3. RT @D_Copperfield: It’s the possibility of having a dream come true that makes life interesting. — @PauloCoelho

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  4. RT @ariannahuff: Trump pulls out of his own debate. Big story. Maybe Balloon Boy and Koran-burning pastor will invite him to join their …

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  5. Promises I would be healthy today but then I did the disappearing cookie trick at my gig. Oh the sacrifices I make for me art. #BarMitzvah

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  6. Saw a folded up card from an @davidblaine deck of cards at my gig today, and then realized he was the other magician working the crowd. #fb

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  7. What’s black and white and read all over? The iPad! #boom #

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  8. RT @eonline: Cougar Magnet Alert! Zac Efron Has “Some Fun” With Nicole Kidman http://t.co/p9C5pJKA

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  9. How well do you know the back of you hand…? #nohashtagforthis

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  10. RT @chambermagic: This is a great article about Max Malini’s final resting place: http://t.co/Nrs7G0Db

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